About the author

SEÁN Ó TUATHAIL WAS BORN IN BALTIMORE, MD TO LOVING PARENTS DECLAN, A COUNSELLOR AND PSYCHOTHERAPIST, AND SOIRSE (NÉE O’PORTER), A HOUSE MISTRESS. A TRADITIONAL IRISH CATHOLIC FAMILY, HIS PARENTS GRACED GOD'S EARTH WITH 13 CHILDREN, A FEW OF WHICH SURVIVED TO ADULTHOOD. AS A YOUNG LAD HE WAS A FERVENT CONSUMER OF LITERATURE. HE WENT ON TO BECOME A CHILD MODEL FOR VIAGRA®. AFTER SEVERAL LAWSUITS INVOLVING MISUSE OF HIS ADVERTISEMENT IMAGES, HE RETIRED COMFORTABLY AT THE AGE OF 14 AND BEGAN HIS OWN WRITING CAREER IN EARNEST. SEÁN HAS SINCE BEEN AWARDED AN HONORARY DEGREE IN PHYSICS FROM WESTERN MARYLAND UNIVERSITY (UNACCREDITED), AS WELL AS GAINING COUNTLESS FOLLOWERS ON TRUTH SOCIAL. HIS WORKS HAVE SERVED AS SUPPLEMENTAL LEARNING MATERIALS IN SECONDARY EDUCATION INSTITUTIONS THROUGHOUT MONTENEGRO. HE NOW IS A MAN OF NO KNOWN FIXED ADDRESS, TRAVELLING HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS IN A VW BUG WITH HIS WIFE THANDIWE, AND THEIR TWO ADULT ENGLISH MASTIFFS.